Monster Bandages
by Anti Aging Moisturizers on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010 | 5 Comments
- Scare away the pain of minor cuts and scratches with Monster Bandages!
- Bonus FREE TOY included to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
- You’re never too old to wear a fun band aid on your boo boo.
- Latex-free with sterile gauze.
- Contains twenty-five 3″ x 3/4″ band aids.
Monster Bandages
Product Description
Perfect for the young or young at heart.
Monster Bandages
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I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I’m glad I did.
I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: “I’m with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak.”
I’m so fond of these band-aids that it’s a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I’m actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.
Rating: 5 / 5
What can one possibly say that isn’t self explanatory?
Just as it looks – Band-Aids that look like bacon.
Cool enough in it’s own right.
I’ve been sitting here just *waiting* to cut myself just so I can slap one of these bad boys on, to the envy of all friends and coworkers.
There’s no doubt that a slab of bacon will heal any wound.
Comes w/ “free toy” too – a tiny little piglet figurine. How demented is that.
Rating: 4 / 5
If you get a cut and need to wear a bend-aid you might as well be original. These bandages are bound to get attract attention and bring out a few laughs. They are too big for shaving cuts, but if you are more adventurous and are not easily intimidated by violating social norms then this might be the perfect way of using these bandages. After all, what better place to have a piece of bacon stuck to you than your face! You may even use these bandages as an excuse not to shave too carefully.
The bandages also make a great novelty gift, and kids absolutely love them. They come in a sturdy tin box, so they won’t get squished and otherwise destroyed if stored in some weird place.
The seller was very prompt with mailing these on time and they came within a couple of days from when they were mailed. Overall, a very positive shopping experience.
Rating: 5 / 5
These bandages are very cute an my 10 yro daughter loves them. She said it makes her boo boos feel better. They arrived promptly and were packed well. I would buy again and recommend to others.
Rating: 5 / 5
We like quirky things in our house. I got these band-aids for my kids. We love them. They’re funny and stick well. Not waterproof, so beware of wearing on hands or fingers. We as a family give these quirky band-aids two thumbs up or 5 oinks.
Rating: 5 / 5